SLAM BOI WATERS
A jar of finest Austrian water filtered through the most brutal and true slam merch that there is.
With the seal of approval by the Slam Police, so no fake slam bullshit.
Get one and get slamming!
ATTENTION: If you really purchase this exquistite product of sheer brutality, please keep in mind that it is not actually made for drinking. So please, under no circumstances, drink this water. Holy shit do whatever you want with it, like put it on a nice shelf or I dunno show it the girl you want to impress, but please just don´t drink it. And if you do, then don´t fucking sue us for the miserable outcome.